Pete Wentz walked around yesterday wearing a paper plate on his face which read: “Your ad could be here… Email: Jon@douchebag.com.” Ahh, now I see how they managed to make a baby… This stupid bitch needs to write that on his little kid sized dick. Remind me again why this idiot is famous?

According to Entertainment Tonight, Ashlee Simpson will wed Pete Wentz on Saturday, May 17 at a private residence in the Los Angeles area. The wedding will be held in tents in front of 120 friends and family.

Ashlee and Pete have yet to comment on the wedding date, or if they are in fact knocked up, as everyone assumes.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz just announced their engagement. Try not to roll your eyes too much or they’ll stay that way forever. Asshole posted this message on the Friends or Enemies website:

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us.”- Ashlee and Pete

Papa Joe confirmed to People and said he’s “totally happy” and “so excited to have Pete as part of (our) family.” You know that man is crying inside