Jun 3, 2008 in Pete Doherty | 0 Comments
Pete Doherty used some of his crackie crash to buy a Kate Moss painting as well as a Winehouse painting last night in London. Metro claims Doherty paid $10,000 for the paintings. That’s a falsity! $10,000 in Monopoly money, maybe! Doherty himself isn’t even worth $10,000! You can probably buy Doherty for a half-used Bic lighter and a little heroin residue.
Pete said the painting were for his “art collection” at home…
Those paintings are hilariously hideous. I’ll forgive Petey though, since he’s my second favorite crackhead in the whole world. And really, a crackhead should have crackhead “art”.
Apr 25, 2008 in Pete Doherty | 0 Comments
A exhibition of Pete Doherty’s bloody paintings launched in Paris yesterday - with the notable absence of the so-called artist himself.
The controversial exhibition contains 30 paintings by Doherty, using his own blood as well as the more traditional art instruments of pencils and paintbrushes.
One painting is a tribute to Kate Moss, but it looks more like Jackie Stallone after a botched facelift. Pete Doherty has also signed his name in blood on several painting using his used needles.
The exhibition runs until May 11th. Doherty won’t be able to make it since he’s sort of busy making grilled cheese sandwiches on the radiator in the chokey. However, I need one of Pete’s painting! Just touching one of his paintings will give me syphilis, but it’s worth it. I can say with confidence, that if [when] he dies, someone with more money than brains will pay a small fortune for this collection!
