Audrey isn’t exactly the kind of girl you’d bring home to meet mom and dad, actually dad would probably like her, she tends to be a little on the trashy side. PETA’s going to have a “field day” with the way she’s treated that dog. Coincidentally, I’m going to have a “feel day” with myself after seeing those tits!

Here she is with her rat in a doggie clown suit showing us her good side at Declare Yourself’s party.

Real girls eat meat. Before you get all up in Jessica Simpson’s shit, PETA – you don’t know for sure she’s not talking about dick. And – from the looks of Jessica Simpson here – she eat also donuts and Hershey bars and double-potato fritattas. Saddle on up, fatty!

Jenna Jameson unveiled her new PETA Ad during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Culver City yesterday, and I guess she looks somewhat better. Jenna Jameson decided to join PETA’s campaign to protect animals by modeling for their latest “Pleather Yourself” ad campaign. She said:

“I’ve worn a lot of pleather in my life. Anybody that knows Jenna Jameson knows I’ve lived half my life in it.”

A family member recently told me that he was going to become a Vegetarian. Funny, I didn’t know that he was a retard until then. However, does PETA really think that Jenna Jameson will have an influence on anyone?