When Peta put out this ad of Joanna Krupa practically masturbating with a crucifix while a bunch of sad dogs watched from below, they knew very well that the Catholic League would clutch their rosaries and shit communion wafers over this. Well, the Catholic Church has taken the bait and condemned this ad to the depths of Hell!

The President of the Catholic League issued this statement to Fox411:

“The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees. Moreover, pet stores don’t rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims. PETA is a fraud. It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101.”

Joanna Krupa, who considers herself a devout Catholic, shot back at the Catholic League:

“As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads. I’m doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of God’s creation.”

The Catholic League is talking about ethics, and Joanna Krupa says she is saving animals by getting nekkid with a crucifix?!? This is just too much.

I wasn’t exactly sure who the hell this Christian Serratos chick was or why I should give a shit that she’s naked for Peta until my twelve year old niece told me she was from the Twilight movies. Amazingly enough I still don’t know who she is and still don’t give a shit why she’s naked… I’m just glad she is.

Karina Smirnoff is the latest idiot celebrity to get nekkid for PETA.

PETA’s newest campaign features The Hills star, Audrina Patridge. At least, I think it’s Audrina Patridge. There’s been so much retouching on the photo that I can’t tell. You can’t even identify her by her awesomely fake rack.

I didn’t think I could possibly hate PETA more than I already did, but that was before they unleashed these photos of Garfield’s Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian onto the world like Godzilla onto a small Japanese metropolis. The anti-fur website Fur is Dead says:

Khloe and her family have taken not only Hollywood but the entire country by storm. Everyone wants to know what she and her famous siblings are up to, who their dates are, and what they are wearing. In Khloe’s case, rest assured that it won’t be fur — PETA’s gorgeous new “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad [stars] none other than Khloe herself.

“Taken the country by storm,” was it? Funny, that’s not the way I remember it. I’d say it’s more like “plagued the country like a case of genital warts that refuses to go away no matter how many times you burn them with a lighter or pour pesticides on your crotch.” I guess it’s just a matter of perspective.

Lindsay Lohan was pelted with flour bombs by anti-fur demonstrators in Paris this weekend after arriving at girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s DJ gig wearing a fur wrap.

“There is nothing remotely ‘fashionable’ about the torture and death of animals killed for fur,” animal rights group PETA’s Robbie LeBlanc told Usmagazine.com in a statement following the incident. “Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.”

Interestingly, this marks the first time that the expression “Lindsay Lohan bombed” did not involve a bottle of Absolut or a remake about an anthropomorphic Volkswagen Beetle. It’s also the first time “Lindsay Lohan covered in white stuff” had nothing to do with an eightball or the stuff that comes out of penises. This has gotta be one for the books, people!

Audrey isn’t exactly the kind of girl you’d bring home to meet mom and dad, actually dad would probably like her, she tends to be a little on the trashy side. PETA’s going to have a “field day” with the way she’s treated that dog. Coincidentally, I’m going to have a “feel day” with myself after seeing those tits!

Here she is with her rat in a doggie clown suit showing us her good side at Declare Yourself’s party.

Real girls eat meat. Before you get all up in Jessica Simpson’s shit, PETA – you don’t know for sure she’s not talking about dick. And – from the looks of Jessica Simpson here – she eat also donuts and Hershey bars and double-potato fritattas. Saddle on up, fatty!

Jenna Jameson unveiled her new PETA Ad during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Culver City yesterday, and I guess she looks somewhat better. Jenna Jameson decided to join PETA’s campaign to protect animals by modeling for their latest “Pleather Yourself” ad campaign. She said:

“I’ve worn a lot of pleather in my life. Anybody that knows Jenna Jameson knows I’ve lived half my life in it.”

A family member recently told me that he was going to become a Vegetarian. Funny, I didn’t know that he was a retard until then. However, does PETA really think that Jenna Jameson will have an influence on anyone?

Peta has gone after the Olsens dedicating an entire website and MySpace to them. They have named them “The Trollsens” and separately named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen.

They are going after the twins for wearing fur and also including it in their fashion collections.

Peta said, “No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs.”

Their MySpace reads: ” Hi, we’re Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone’s family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever. ”

Like the Olsens give a fuck. They live in their own troll bubble. They almost certainly don’t even know what the internet is. They can’t be worried with petty things like that. All they know is high heels and Marlboro Reds.