In case you weren’t aware, even Paris Hilton has a twitter page now. She uses it mostly to post photos of herself, naturally, because there just aren’t enough pictures of Paris Hilton on the Internet these days. At any rate, here’s the latest round of photos of her in a brunette wig.

Me in Disguise Today. Blondes have fun! But Brunettes are hot too! xoxo
about 13 hours ago from TwitPic

I hate to break it to her, but it’s going to take a lot more than a brown wig to disguise Paris Hilton. Even through the computer I can smell the whore stench. Maybe if she tried rolling around with a skunk or something? That might help cover it up. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Oh, come on. It’s Friday, dammit. She couldn’t just let me ease into the weekend without any severe emotional scarring? On the bright side, at least now I know what a “space hooker” is supposed to look like. Do you think herpes in outer space is the same as herpes on the planet Earth? I bet it like, glows green or some shit.

Paris Hilton helped Kathy Griffin film an episode of her show My Life on the D-List last night at Kitson. The two wore matching outfits which was all well and good until Kathy decided to flash her teal panties at Paris. Two things. First, Kathy Griffin and flash should never appear in the same sentence ever again. Second, Ahhhhhh, what have you done to my beautiful eyes?!