Jessica Simpson upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.”

But now Pammi has hit back with a spectacular insult:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Obviously, Pamela has never looked in the mirror and has never googled her whorey bitch ass!

There’s really only one way to settle this new feud: Plastic hooker fight!

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together and giving their love another shit (typo, but keeping it). They probably didn’t have a choice… The Centers for Disease Control probably banned them from having sex with anyone else with the exception of each other.

Tommy told Rolling Stone:

“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.”

They’ve both fucked everyone else in Hollywood, what’s left to fuck?

Pamela Anderson has ended speculation that her rushed wedding to Rick Salomon was due to a secret pregnancy. People reports:

Please tell everybody – categorically I am not pregnant,” Anderson told Las Vegas celebrity blogger Robin Leach. “It’s just not true,” the mother of two added to Leach, who interviewed her at a party Wednesday night for airline magnate Richard Branson. “I would tell you if it was.” To underscore it, at the party Anderson was “celebrating her marriage last weekend with bottles of expensive Cristal champagne,” Leach writes. On her own Web site, Anderson offered a less precise denial – and suggested new beau Rick Salomon is a little sensitive about the media attention. “So funny,” she writes. “I don’t normally look at press but Rick does sometimes. And so much nonsense. Don’t believe what you read. Esp about people (sic) personal business.”

I’d like to see Pamela Anderson disprove more theories with booze.