Pamela Anderson showed up at the Vivienne Westwood fashion show in London in a cut-to-there dress, proving once again that she’s still got it. “It” of course is “the scabrous complexion of a truck stop hooker with HIV.” Lot lizards everywhere must be so invidious!

I recently read that Pamela Anderson banned close-up shots of her face while filming her reality show “Pam: Girl on the Loose.” Judging from these photos, I can’t see how that could ever possibly be true. However, old girl needs to soak in a hot bath of Oxiclean, Pine-Sol, paint remover and Lime-A-Way. I know experts tell you not to mix chemicals, but Pamela’s case is an emergency!

Jessica Simpson upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.”

But now Pammi has hit back with a spectacular insult:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Obviously, Pamela has never looked in the mirror and has never googled her whorey bitch ass!

There’s really only one way to settle this new feud: Plastic hooker fight!