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Oprah has once again topped Forbes magazine’s list of the biggest celebrity cocks aka The Celebrity 100 list. We already know that Oprah’s the most powerful and richest living thing on earth. I’m pretty sure that part of the taxes I pay go directly to Oprah. It’s the country’s way of thanking her for being so fucking awesome.

Here’s the Top 10 with what they reportedly made last year.

1. Oprah - $275 million
2. Tiger Woods - $115 million
3. Angelina Jolie - $14 million
4. Beyonce - $80 million
5. David Beckham - $50 million
6. Johnny Depp - $72 million
7. Jay-Z - $82 million
8. The Police - $115 million
9. J.K. Rowling - $300 million
10. Brad Pitt - $20 million

Visit Forbes to see the rest of the list.

Sculptor Daniel Edwards is responsible for the Britney Spears giving birth statue and the dead Paris Hilton one. He tackles Oprah for his latest work. He calls it “The Oprah Sarcophagus.” He said that he is paying homage to the closest thing America has to a living deity. Great, jack her off more. That’s just what she needs.

Oprah’s probably wet queefing over this one. Actually, Gayle King is probably going to buy this shit. She’s going to place it in her bedroom and she licks it like an ice cream cone…mmm,chocolate…

Rosie O’Donnell is currently whoring out her book of crazies “Celebrity Detox.” Oprah invited Rosie to come on her show and talk about the book. Rosie turned her down. Disgrace! Rosie will sit down with Diane Sawyer instead. I’m sure Diane can’t wait to dish about Barbara Walters.

Rosie’s rep said, “Rosie has always been booked with Diane. We gracefully declined Oprah’s offer. I’m sure Rosie will do Oprah’s show another time.”

When asked to comment Oprah said, “Rosie who?” No she didn’t say that, but you know she will in the future. Rosie is dead to her!

Oprah is seriously like the Empress of Books! She’s almost certainly calling every bookstore in the world demanding them to rip every page out of Rosie’s book.