Olivia Wilde is in the October GQ and it’s painfully obvious from these photos that she’s the chick Megan Fox said she would go gay for, but because when I get her pregnant I could probably get more money for the baby when I sell it.

Megan Fox notably told GQ last year:

“I could see myself in a relationship with [Olivia Wilde] — she is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”

You’ve got to give that Megan credit for such an exciting metaphor, but I don’t really see your average guy strangling a mountain ox our of pure erotic enthusiasm for Olivia Wilde. Now choking a chicken or spanking a monkey, sure. It’s really just a question of choosing the right metaphorical animal here.

Olivia’s gymnast-themed photo shoot in next month’s GQ: