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Olivia Wilde Does GQ »

Olivia Wilde Does GQ

Olivia Wilde is in the October GQ and it’s painfully obvious from these photos that she’s the chick Megan Fox said she would go gay for, but because when I get her pregnant I could probably get more money for the baby when I sell it.

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Olivia Wilde Is Megan Fox’s Lesbian Crush »

Olivia Wilde Is Megan Fox’s Lesbian Crush

Megan Fox notably told GQ last year:

“I could see myself in a relationship with [Olivia Wilde] — she is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”

You’ve got to give that Megan credit for such an exciting metaphor, but I don’t really see your average guy strangling a mountain ox our of pure erotic enthusiasm for Olivia Wilde. Now choking a chicken or spanking a monkey, sure. It’s really just a question of choosing the right metaphorical animal here.

Olivia’s gymnast-themed photo shoot in next month’s GQ:

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