Kidman talked to GQ, and teased that her experiences of love ranged from “mundane” marriage to “strange sexual fetish” stuff.

‘I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,’ she said.

But while she confessed she had previously experienced the ‘mundane’ side of relationships, she described her present marriage as ‘raw’ and ‘dangerous’.

‘You work on it,’ she said. ‘It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.

Naturally, Kidman doesn’t expound upon these strange fetishes because that’d make her far too interesting. But considering she was married to Tom Cruise for 10 years, it probably involves Keith Urban not wanting to be sodomized by a 10-inch dildo during sex. That guy is such a freak.

Nicole Kidman popped out a baby girl this morning in Nashville! People has confirmed the birth of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s baby.

Nicole’s spokeswhore told People that they named their new baby Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. She weighed in at 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. Sunday Rose?! That sounds like a cheap perfume my abuelita would’ve bought from Rite-Aid.

Congrats to Nicole and Keith!

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Nicole Kidman obviously doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong, because this dress is WRONG! It looks like something Tommy Girl would prance around in. Nicole, it’s time to move away from Tommy Girl. Put away his clothes.

Here’s Nicole at the Tokyo photocall for “The Golden Compass.” She’s looking so… fresh and tight. She must have hired scientists to scour the Amazon looking for some kind of rare monkey pee to replace her beloved botox.

After weeks of rumors, Nicole Kidman finally confirmed she is expecting a child with husband Keith Urban. The actress’ rep issued the following statement to Extra:

“Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple is thrilled.”

Although unconfirmed, Page Six reported yesterday that Nicole dropped out of director Stephen Daldry’s post-World War II Germany drama, “The Reader,” because she was worried about the safety of her baby.

Daily Mail is reporting that Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first child with Keith Urban.

The Oscar-winning actress and Keith Urban, the country and western singer she calls the “love of my life”, broke the news to their families over the Christmas holiday.

The 40-year-old Australian star had already spoken of “winding down” her film-making activities as much as possible next year.

Take this news with a grain of salt, because we’ve heard pregnancy rumors about this broad almost every other month. I’ll believe it when I see Nicole sporting a fat-ass bump.

Nicole Kidman attended the Australian premiere of “The Golden Compass” wearing some costume she almost certainly stole from Tommy Girl’s closet before their divorce. Getting her face pulled and prodded so much has effed up her eyesight. Bitch can’t see that her outfit is really horrible. Nicole Kidman was one of the very few natural beauty and now she has messed up her face. Joan Rivers plastic surgery looks better compared to hers.

Nicole Kidman’s despondent about the gossips surrounding a hypothetical miscarriage that she had right before her and Space Queen did the splits. She spoke to “Marie Claire” about it and revealed that it was actually an entopic pregnancy, which is what happens when the egg settles in the fallopian tubes and not the uterus. So it wasn’t a miscarriage according to Nicole.

“So it’s huge news, and it didn’t happen . . . It was incredibly traumatic for me. Sometimes you share your grief,” said Kidman. She’s hopeful things will work next time, saying simply, “What will be will be. It’s in God’s hands.”

Better God’s than Xenu’s. That pregnancy go wrong was supposedly one of the deal breakers in her marriage with Tom Cruise. Almost certainly because you know that egg wasn’t laid by him.

Nicole Kidman walked down the red carpet at the 2007 ARIA Awards in Sydney Australia. Turns out her clothes may have been a bit transparent. I wonder if Tom Cruise saw these pictures and thought about what he’s missing. You know, if he was into chicks. Impossible. I know. But from time to time I like to challenge my readers.