A very-excited Naomi Campbell smooched up to Lenny Kravitz at a party for photographer Patrick Demarchelier in Paris. Lenny looks slightly terrified that Naomi is going to bash him in the head with the Blackberry in her other hand.

Very legitimate fear, Lenny!

Supermodel and excellent ass kicker, Naomi Campbell, was officially charged for allegedly beating and spitting at cops during an incident at Heathrow in April. Naomi was thrown off of a flight, because… well… because she’s a bitch. Cops were called and that’s when shit went down.

Naomi was charged with five offenses – three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. Basically, she was charged for being a crazy ass bitch.

Her lawyer told reporters outside the police station:

“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offences. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”

Translation: Naomi is going to kill prosecutors using her bare teeth only.

Naomi is due in court on June 20th.

These are the only Naomi Campbell pictures we ever post. And they’re with Naomi naked ( NSFW, of course):

Several South American newspapers are reporting that Naomi Campbell is dating President Hugo Chavez. Naomi interviewed him for GQ Magazine and now the two are in love and shit. Hugo reportedly fell “head over heels” in love with Naomi after they met reports once source. I think they got it wrong. She hit him over the head with her heel and then he fell. Yeah, that sounds more like it.

Sources claim they have been dating for two months.

Oh hell no! This is just the first step in Naomi’s plan to take over the world. She thinks she’s Evita! This is kind of hot actually. Naomi as the first lady of Venezuela has a nice ring to it.

Naomi’s people have denied the claims, “The interview was a serious portrait for a respected and heavyweight magazine not a lightweight celebrity encounter. The conversation was substantial and the issues discussed were primarily about Mr. Chavez’s vision for Venezuela. To suggest that it was anything other than a professional situation is disingenuous and belittles all parties concerned.” Yeah right. She’s totally doing him.