Category: Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton’s Possibly Suicidal »

Mischa Barton’s Possibly Suicidal

Mischa Barton’s 5150 hold last Wednesday was the result of a three-day long coke binge that left her so depressed that her friends believed she was going to kill herself. White devil, white devil! NY Post

Photographed Tuesday at an LA hotel, the once-skinny Barton looked bloated and almost unrecognizable. Barton [was later seen] stumbling around poolside and at one point was topless.

A source close to Barton said, “She’s in very bad shape. She’s running out of money and can’t find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess.

You can survive a bad review, but when you don’t show up for the premiere of your new film, it’s not a good sign of where your career is heading.”

First stop is the psych ward, her next stop will be rehab!

Mischa Barton Went Insane »

Mischa Barton Went Insane

Cops picked up Mischa Barton yesterday and people speculated that it was because of a toothache. Looks like it was more than that because the LAPD has placed her under an involuntary psychiatric hold, better known as a 5150. This is the same 5150 they put Britney under twice in January of last year.

According to the code, authorities can hold a person involuntarily if they present a danger to themselves or others, are gravely disabled or suffer from a mental disorder.

Mischa’s spokesperson confirmed that she will not be attending the premiere of Homecoming tonight in NY. When pressed for details, her spokesperson shrugged, twirled their finger around their ear and rolled their eyes.

Mischa Barton’s Feather Hat Fashion Lover »

Mischa Barton’s Feather Hat Fashion Lover

Somewhere in London Mischa Barton looks like a rotten egg coming out of a turkey’s ass. The only thing distracting our staff from the ridiculous hat is the equally ridiculous-looking dude with his arm around Mischa.

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