42-year-old Mike Tyson made 32-year-old Lakiha Spicer his third wife in Las Vegas over the weekend. Mike and Lakiha got married late Saturday night at a chapel at the LV Hilton. The chapel owner said Mike wanted to keep the wedding low-key and simple.

As anyone who watches TV, listens to the radio, gets their hair done at a salon or goes on the internet knows, Mike’s 4-year-old daughter Exodus passed away two weeks ago. Exodus is Mike’s daughter with Sol Xochitl… I know some people are screaming “WHY SO SOON?!”… eh, forget about the wedding. What I really want to know is how the fuck do you pronounce Sol Xochitl.

This isn’t the news any of us wanted to hear … Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter Exodus died today in Phoenix. Exodus was rushed to the hospital yesterday morning after she was found with a cord from a treadmill wrapped around her neck. Exodus, who had been on life support, was pronounced dead at at 11:45 this morning.

The Phoenix Police Department issued this statement to TMZ: “I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 AM today at the hospital. Our sympathies go out to the family.”

The police believe the incident was accidental.

Mike, who had rushed from Las Vegas to be with his daughter, released his own statement before Exodus passed away: “The Tyson family would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt thanks for all your prayers and support, and we ask that we be allowed our privacy at this difficult time.”

This is just so shockingly tragic that there’s really not much to say.

The 4-year daughter of former heavyweight champion, Mike Tyson, remains on life support and is listed in “extremely critical condition” after her 7-year old brother found her hanging from a treadmill cable earlier this morning. Fox News reports:

“Somehow she was playing on this treadmill, and there’s a cord that hangs under the console — it’s kind of a loop,” Hill said. “Either she slipped or put her head in the loop, but it acted like a noose, and she was obviously unable to get herself off of it.” The girl’s mother took her daughter off the cable, called 911 and attempted to revive her. Responding officers and firefighters performed CPR on the girl. She was rushed to nearby St. Joe’s Hospital after she was found around 10:30 a.m local time, MyFOXPhoenix.com reported. Hill said former heavyweight champion Tyson had been in Las Vegas but flew to Phoenix immediately after learning of the accident. Hill said everything in the investigation pointed to an accident. “There’s nothing in the investigation that revealed anything suspicious,” he said. He added that responding to calls involving children is an officer’s most difficult duty. “Those are the things that stay with you in your career,” he said. “We always home for a miracle — not to have the worst happen to a child.”

It would take a special kind of asshole to make fun of a 4-year old child on life support, so I’ll just make fun of the guy I saw in line at Target today. If he wants to impress the ladies, he’s gonna have to dress better than that. I’ve found that my braided belt and Zune holster speaks to women on a subconscious level that makes them want to do me.