Several anonymous Transformers 2 crew members posted an open letter about Megan Fox on director Michael Bay’s official website — and they were, uh, less than complimentary, to say the least. The NY Daily News says

“We’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies,” read the letter, which was taken down from the site after being read by thousands of fans. “And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able.

Megan is the queen of… trailer trash and posing like a porn star… [and] a thankless, classless, graceless, unfriendly [bitch].”

The open letter’s been taken down now and replaced with a message from Bay himself, defending the actress’s “crazy charm” and how he looks forward to working with her on Transformers 3. Yep, bet the crew does too, from the sounds of it.

Talking with Cosmopolitan magazine, Megan Fox reveals her belief that in reality, it’s a woman’s world. The 23-year-old actress says:

“Women hold the power, because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

You got that, ladies? If your dude is ever giving you lip, just pull down your pants, rip off your panties, spread them legs and show your vagina. BOOM! Game over. You wear the vagina in the relationship, so you WIN. VAGINA POWER!

Even though they’re supposed to be broken up, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were spotted getting coffee together this morning. Shortly after this pic was taken, a group of golden unicorns ran by the couple and then flew off into the sky. A bystander commented, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT . . . did you see that dork with Megan Fox?!”

Transformers: Die Rache (apparently) had it’s German premiere in Berlin, and JESUS CHRIST Megan Fox is absolutely fantastic looking. It’s like she was built by some angry God just to make all the girls who weren’t Megan Fox feel bad.

Just in case you might have forgotten, or maybe had a lobotomy, here is a reminder that Megan Fox is still really hot, courtesy of British GQ.

Here’s a preview for the upcoming GQ Magazine which stars the one and only Megan Fox in a swimsuit. It looks like once again GQ will have the hottest photoshoot of the year.

Megan Fox notably told GQ last year:

“I could see myself in a relationship with [Olivia Wilde] — she is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”

You’ve got to give that Megan credit for such an exciting metaphor, but I don’t really see your average guy strangling a mountain ox our of pure erotic enthusiasm for Olivia Wilde. Now choking a chicken or spanking a monkey, sure. It’s really just a question of choosing the right metaphorical animal here.

Olivia’s gymnast-themed photo shoot in next month’s GQ:

In the new issue of Esquire, Megan Fox says that she likes to have sex with girls. When asked for comment, I said, “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God, oh God, oh God … ” The Sun UK says:

The Transformers actress says she’s a bisexual woman who won’t sleep with other bisexual women. She told Esquire: “I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

If Megan started talking about enjoying threesomes, but only with another girl and one guy, that guy being me, I’d have jumped out of my window in pure ecstasy. Granted, that wouldn’t make much sense because then I’d be dead and I wouldn’t get to have a threesome with Megan Fox and another hot ass girl, but in my defense, all that blood rushed out of my brain and into my penis making it really hard to do any analytical reasoning.

I really have no idea what the movie Jonah Hex is about, but evidently Megan Fox is in it. Based on these pictures taken from the set, I’m assuming the movie is a heartwarming tale about a wolverine and a squirrel that become friends on a dangerous journey home across America. Or, you know, something about Old West prostitutes. It’s anybody’s guess, really.

Megan Fox is supposedly on the top of everyone’s list to play She-Hulk. Starting a new franchise is a good decision, as this should add another dimension to the Hulk saga: Tits!

“The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead role. She’ll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she transforms!”

The only problem I have with She-Hulk is that she’s nothing like the female equivalent of Hulk. While Hulk transforms into a powerful green lunatic twenty times his size, She-Hulk transforms into a dainty porn star painted green. Every time I look at her, I expect her to put her hand over her mouth and giggle. Plus, she never shreds nearly enough clothing when she transforms. It’s like they want me to NOT get a boner while reading this at the library.