Us Weekly claims Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s marriage is on the rocks. Lopez showed up to last week’s New York premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button without her wedding ring on and Anthony was spotted in Vegas the weekend before without his on. A friend of Anthony’s told the magazine:

“He’s very, very controlling of her. The skirts aren’t as short. You don’t see so much of that booty anymore.”

A longtime friend of Lopez’s added:

“She walks in from work, washes her hands and grabs the babies. With him, it’s almost like, ‘Ugh, they’re crying again?’ Jennifer looked around and said, ‘This is my life now? I’m a Long Island housewife?’ She hates that everything she worked for went down the tubes.”

Well, maybe that’s for the best. Now she can get back to her one true love, horribly cliched romantic comedies, and he can get back to his one true love, scurrying through dumpsters and gnawing on the brains of humans. Or whatever it is that washed-up pop stars and zombie sewer rats do in their spare time time.

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins early Friday morning in Long Island, NY. The twins, a boy and a girl, are the first children for Jennifer, and the fourth for her husband Marc Anthony.

The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields said.

Although names were not released, it was reported last month that Jennifer received I.D. bracelets baring the names “Max” and “Emme.”

A knocked up Jennifer Lopez and her baby-daddy, Skeletor, came out for the “Movies Rock” show last night in Los Angeles. She looked great, and I normally find her completely annoying, so I guess pregnancy agrees with her. Why does he touching her belly look defensive and creepy and not loving and fatherly? Seriously – I think he’s a serious control freak. Skeletor looks like an aids victim. Skeletor is scary. Amazing that women find him sexy. He looks like Antonio Banderas grandfather, if he was very ill.