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Heidi Klum threw her 9th Annual Halloween Party in New York on Friday dressed as the multi-armed Indian god Shiva. As always, she had the best costume there. The only way that costume could kick any more ass is if it also included eight boobs and maybe a jet pack.

Seal

Ashley Olsen

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart 

Carmen Electra

Helena Christensen

Ice-T and Coco

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Kendra Wilkinson

Kim Kardashian

Liv Tyler

Traci Bingham 

As you can see, Liv Tyler is campaigning to take over for Heath Ledger in the next Batman Begins movie; making her the very first candidate for a female Joker. That is of course, if the Joker doesn’t die at the end of this one. What? No! I’m not saying that’s what happens! I have no idea if he dies or not, OK? So get off my damn case, you fanboy spoiler nerds.

Here’s Liv and her pet meth face at the 7th on Sale Gala last night. Uh, I’m less concerned about Methface than Liv’s power suit from the 80s. I swear my mom wore that same outfit to my high school graduation in 1989!

I’d say, taking the opposite tack, that Kate Moss has found the perfect accessory to make her look enticing and edgy — Liv Tyler.

I guess these two should always hang out. Kate gives Liv charisma, and Liv gives Kate hygiene.