A very-excited Naomi Campbell smooched up to Lenny Kravitz at a party for photographer Patrick Demarchelier in Paris. Lenny looks slightly terrified that Naomi is going to bash him in the head with the Blackberry in her other hand.

Very legitimate fear, Lenny!

The other day it was rumoured that Alex Rodriguez was seeing Madonna but her rep has said that they are just friends. And today several sources have reported that it is A-Rod who is the one being cheated on.

Radar claims that A-Rod’s wife is doing it with Lenny Kravitz. Lenny reportedly did it with Madonna in the early 90s. SLUTS! All of them! A bunch of buff sluts! They probably do each other with barbells.

According to the NY Post, A-Rod’s man-wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, is currently in Paris and has been seen at Lenny’s house a few times. Cynthia barely popped out her second child with A-Rod in April. She left the kids at home in Florida while she went to wave her muscley vagina around Paris.

Could this situation get any more convoluted? All we need to do is add Verne Troyer and oh, I don’t know, maybe Amy Winehouse, into the mix and then we can call it a party!

Penelope Cruz is dating rocker Lenny Kravitz? I have to admit, they’d make a hot couple. But what’s up with Kravitz and Tom Cruises old flames? Kravitz used to date Kidman too. Is Kravitz a step up or down from Cruise?