Well, it’s kinda official: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are indeed a couple!

Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke has definitely-maybe confirmed their relationship in an interview with Time magazine. She says:

“After I cast him, I told Rob, ‘Don’t even think about having a romance with her. She’s under 18. You will be arrested.’”

When pressed about the status of their alleged love affair, Hardwick adds:

“I didn’t have a camera in the hotel room. I cannot say. But in terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn’t happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, ‘O.K., I’ve got to give this a go and really try to be with this person.’”

Wow! We bet K-Stew is furious about this revelation and wants to tell Catherine to “Fuck Off!”

Too bad the Twilight franchise already did!

I’ll be honest: I don’t like Twilight! And when I say “I don’t like Twilight”, trust me, I’m being nice. Having said that, I totally dig Twilight’s Kristen Stewart. I don’t exactly know why, but I think she’s shwingtastic, as you can see in her brand new legalicious Interview magazine photoshoot. Ok, enjoy the pics, and please Twilight fans, be nice with the emails and comments.

How many bowls did you think Kristen Stewart smoked before these photos were taken? I want to say four. I hear she’s trying to cut back.

Kristen Stewart’s new movie, Twilight, is killing at the box office, so no wonder she was on her steps celebrating her new found stardom and reflecting warmly on the people who helped her achieve her goals. No, wait, I mean she was outside smoking a peace pipe.