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Photographers snapped Kirsten Dunst – always the picture of health – outside a London nightclub this week. The 26-year-old actress spent her time in the UK partying like it’s 1999, despite completing a rehab stint 10 months ago.

Well, we all knew this was coming: Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst are throwing self-respect and dignity to the wind and fighting over The Mac Dude. According to OK Magazine:

Drew was on hand to hang with good pal Cameron Diaz, who was making a cameo, while Kirsten was there to cheer on her Spider-Man co-star James Franco, who had been given hosting duties for the week.

“Drew and Kirsten had a really awkward run-in,” one witness tells OK!. “James had to deflect the situation by making a joke and walking away with Kirsten while Drew then fumed about it to Cameron. But Kirsten didn’t want to be near her, so they stayed far away from each other the entire night.”

Keeping their distance was a complicated matter, as both actresses kept having to step outside for cigarette breaks.

So, ugly and boring! A title only previously held by Hilary Clinton and Carrot Top. I’m pretty sure the average person would be more aroused by The Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe and milk farts. At least the Old Woman in the Shoe knew how to throw a fucking punch!

Kirsten Dunst showed up to the New York premiere of “Hounddog” yesterday dressed to kill, and by “dressed to kill” I mean, “she should just kill herself.” She attempted to usher back the suspender — whose glory days in the “Family Matters” era has long since past — with a spaghetti-strapped silk blouse and white flats. It looks like total shit. Fashion suicide. No one takes a woman seriously in fucking suspenders. The only time suspenders ever work is if they’re accompanied by a beanie, a jock strap and roller skates.