Khloe Kardashian became engaged to L.A. Laker Lamar Odom after dating for only a few weeks and now E! News says the two will get married this Sunday in California.

Apparently, wedding guests have already been called and invites will go out later this week. When asked about it, Khloe would only say, “I cannot confirm or deny…” Beast, please.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m looking forward to the honeymoon sex tape that “contractors found in a locked safe” leaking online next week along with the surprise birth of their first baby. (She hid it well. I guess.)

I didn’t think I could possibly hate PETA more than I already did, but that was before they unleashed these photos of Garfield’s Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian onto the world like Godzilla onto a small Japanese metropolis. The anti-fur website Fur is Dead says:

Khloe and her family have taken not only Hollywood but the entire country by storm. Everyone wants to know what she and her famous siblings are up to, who their dates are, and what they are wearing. In Khloe’s case, rest assured that it won’t be fur — PETA’s gorgeous new “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad [stars] none other than Khloe herself.

“Taken the country by storm,” was it? Funny, that’s not the way I remember it. I’d say it’s more like “plagued the country like a case of genital warts that refuses to go away no matter how many times you burn them with a lighter or pour pesticides on your crotch.” I guess it’s just a matter of perspective.