Mar 12, 2009 in Kelly Clarkson | 1 Comment

Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly’s answer? “Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.”
Kelly is right. We all do it. Don’t. Don’t lie. Don’t. We all do. I mean, you’re standing there and the showerhead is raining on you. Your pee hole gets a little jealous, so it starts raining too. Everyone gets in on the fun and there’s smiles everywhere!
Jun 15, 2007 in Kelly Clarkson | 0 Comments

The original American Idol winner cancelled her upcoming summer tour yesterday, after failing to fill enough seats at the big venues at which she was scheduled to perform her angst-ridden songs. Kelly has been dealing with problems at her record label, BMG, since head honcho Clive Davis principally told her that he hated most of the songs on her new album, My December. Kelly refused to change the tunes, as she wrote most of the lyrics and felt very close to the new ditties.
Lily Allen, Boy George, and Kelly Clarkson -why don’t they just say it – they can’t sell enough tickets to their hideous concerts.