Katy Perry and Dita Von Teese are among the stars teaming up with high street store H&M in the fight against AIDS. I don’t truly get how this campaign is helping unless confusing the hell out of me while inducing a erection is the cure which, I’m not going to lie, is something I’ve always suspected. Estelle, Cyndi Lauper and N.E.R.D also turned fashion designers to raise money for the Fashion Against AIDS campaign.

The range hits H&M stores on May 28.

The Bible in its infinite wisdom says that love covers a multitude of sins. Fortunately for Katy Perry, so do boobs. You can thank the Devil for that one.

I used to think Katy Perry was just a run-of-the-mill attention whore, but after seeing these photos of her at a show in Manchester last night, I’m starting to reconsider. The bright red heels and blue and white polka-dotted skirt? Actual smiley faces affixed to her shoulders? I think we may be looking at full on Downs Syndrome here. I mean, what kind of non retarded person names their cat Kitty Purry, anyway? And not just any Downs Syndrome either, I mean like super retarded. Like Juliette Lewis and Corky from “Life Goes On” had a lovechild and named her Katy Perry retarded. In that case, I should probably start being nicer to her. It’s not nice to make fun of retarded people, you know.