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Can we finally end the debate about her being attractive? All I can say is, she is a Pretty Woman no more. I guess it could be a bad angle. A better angle? The camera not facing her. An even better angle? The back of her head.

I can’t even begin to explain why, but here’s Britney Spears mocking the Julia Roberts Vanity Fair cover, while wearing no bra in what seems to be a very cold room. Julia Roberts can be annoying, but at least she built and maintained a Hollywood career. Britney Spears has a better chance of appearing at a Wal-Mart on Mars than she does the cover of Vanity Fair.

Splash news has video of Julia Roberts swerving all over the road and honking her car horn until she pulls over a paparazzi so she can yell at him about taking pictures of her kids. I think it would have been most excellent had Julia not noticed the camera, pulled out a 44 magnum and blown the guys head off. Then she could of said something snappy like, “Try to sell that shot you pap scum”, and walked off. Then the camera would continue to roll as the pap’s brain matter (okay, willing suspension of disbelief and all that) and blood slowly dripped down the camera lens… And now how are little Ebenezer and Lemahnjello or whatever the fuck she named her larvae?