Jude Law got on a Brazilian on top of his head! Hah! Male pattern baldness is a bitch!

Law is reportedly frantic over his follicle disappearance and his ex-wife Sadie Frost has him seeking out acupuncturists, Chinese mystics, and homeopathic treatments. That’s some ex-wife. Jude’s currently working on Reposession Mambo. It’s a sci-fi thriller about a guy with several transplanted organs who goes on the run when he can’t afford his heart transplant. Does it also involve hair plugs?

Here’s Jude Law leaving the Groucho Club in London. He’s drunk. He strikes me as a dude going through one of those mid-life disaster things. He’s a serious actor but he’s always out and hairless is a reason for wearing a hat, but not an excuse for wearing such an ugly hat. He has an ex-nanny, ex-wife, and ex-girlfriend to buy him a nice one.

There is something definitely amusing about this picture of Jude Law on a promenade around London this week. Everything seems a little strange fitting. Including his hair, which always seems so complete but predestined to look effortless. But actually, is that a ladies denim jacket? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. There is no uncertainty that Jude Law can clean up well, but sometimes when he is left to his own strategy it just makes me laugh nervously.