Police arrested Jonathan Rhys-Meyers at the Dublin airport on Sunday afternoon for public drunkenness and “breach of the peace.” He was later released on bail, with the promise to appear before the Dublin District Court next month. How drunk do you have to be to get arrested for drunkenness in Ireland? I told you PRETTY DAMN DRUNK!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers looked coked out of his mind at the NYC premiere of “August Rush” last night. Way to watch directly into the camera. Makes me believe you’re not totally tripped out of your mind right now. Oh, hey, what’s that look? You’re a wizard now? And you’re looking into my soul? That is some freaky shit. Holy shit, I’m scared! He looks like he should be strapped up Hannibal Lecter style. He’s trying to steal my soul!