Paris Hilton has responded to John McCain for featuring her skanky ass in one of his ads. The video response from Funny or Die would be hilarious if it was anybody but Wonky!

The writing is funny, the useless skank delivering those lines is not. It was hard to pay attention to what she was saying because I kept thinking, “Damn, bitch! Your eye is so fucking wonky! Get that shit checked.” And then I thought about how much I want to push her ass into that pool. Grrr. She makes me want to spit in the eye of a baby bird and then hug it until it bites me. She makes me so mad.

In boring ass political news, John McCain’s stupid new ad compares Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

If you’re going to use footage of Britney, at least use recent video of her looking tore up and carrying a Frapp. Do it right.

And if Obama is like Britney and Paris, does that mean he doesn’t wear panties and is going to give us a crotch shot soon? I’m waiting…