Jodie Marsh, says she has turned into a bodybuilder. Jodie tells New! Magazine that she was getting too soft and she wanted her body to match her rock hard tittays, so she hit started hitting the gym 6 times a week.

After just six months of working out, Jodie says she has gone from a size 12 to a size 6. And she isn’t stopping there! Jodie will continue to work out in hopes that she’ll be able to compete on the bodybuilder circuit, “I’ve still got loads to go. I might do a bodybuilder competition in August.”

Maybe she meant she’s going to do all the contestants in a bodybuilder competition, because I’m not convinced Jodie wants to look like Madonna’s roidy-clit.

And I know you’re probably sick with worry that one day Jodie will crush her fantastic chichis by dropping a barbel on them, but do not fret! Jodie’s titties can’t take it since I’m sure she regularly injects liquid concrete into them. She has always admired the breasts of stone statues.

Jodie Marsh has recently turned lesbian and is dating hairdresser Nina and since Nina has no ejaculate, she made a request for a sperm donor on Tim Shaw’s show on Absolute Radio. The Sun describes:

Her on-air antics included snogging her new girlfriend and sucking a banana – standard Marsh stuff, really.

Jodie said: “I’ve had loads of s**t men.

“I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you’re sick of hearing so much f***ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere.”

Bless Jodie’s heart. Not enough girls these days turn to lesbianism for publicity. More women should follow her lead. A real hero this Jodie is. Can we give her a medal with “attention whore” engraved on it? I think she deserves it for all her hard work.

Here’s a few more pictures of Jodie kissing her lesbian lover, violating a banana and also promoting the “Bring Your Own Mug” campaign at Starbucks.

Jodie Marsh looked like a delicate flower freshly plucked from the Garden of Eden at the premiere of “Daylight Robbery” in London. I love that outfit! It just goes to show that a lady can never go wrong with basic black. Jodie is the epitome of style, culture, class and understated elegance – with just a touch of peek-a-boo naughtiness! She is undoubtedly the next Vogue Cover Girl.

I only have one more thing to say : UK Prostitute Jodie Marsh is the whore of all whores!