Jul 11, 2008 in $1 million, Cash Warren, Jessica Alba | 0 Comments

Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine. We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, Alba’s divorce party etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. Two-month-old Honor, we’re told, is just “adorable” and the pictures, taken this week, are “so cute.”
Here’s Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Bloomingdales in Century City:

Jun 9, 2008 in Cash Warren, Jessica Alba | 0 Comments

Jessica has named her daughter Honor Marie Warren. She reportedly told friends that it’s an “honor having Cash Warren’s baby,” and that means: “It’s an honor to have trapped this set assistant who cheats on me all the time and is a leech on my bank account with a baby. I’ve hit the jackpot, ladies! Eat your hearts out!” I was thinking she might name her spawn Cheater…because that’s what daddy is… Poor child to have to be dishonored with a name like that. What’s wrong with these people?
Jun 9, 2008 in Cash Warren, Jessica Alba | 0 Comments

Jessica Alba became a first-time mother this weekend. With fiance Cash Warren standing by, Jessica gave birth to a baby girl at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday. Her rep had no comment.
No name or other deets available yet.
Congratulations to the happy couple!