Jennifer Garner’s Alias co-star, Victor Garber, opened up his fat mouth and confirmed that Jennifer is knocked up with her second kid. He told Us magazine:

“Yes, she is,” Garber, who currently stars on ABC’s Eli Stone, told Us when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting.
A source adds, “She is five months pregnant. They are very happy.”
Garner, 36, and Affleck, 35, are parents to two-year-old daughter Violet
“Honestly, that child is so inquisitive and so full of life — it’s all Jennifer and Ben!” Garber gushed to Usmagazine.com in November 2007. “I have to say, he’s an amazing dad and together, she’s a very fortunate little girl to be in that family!”

Five months? I thought broads are suppose to have huge, bulging bellies at five months? So, let’s let it go. For now. Baby bump? Bloating? Weight gain? A trapped fart? Doesn’t matter. Go back to bed, because these two put me to fucking sleep.

Here’s knocked up Jen leaving a friend’s house in Santa Monica yesterday. I’m surprised to see that she drives a Lexus SUV. I picture her as a Volvo station wagon kind of ho.

Ted Casablanca over on E! says today that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, seemingly one of the more normal Hollywood couples, may be headed for a divorce. Ted says:

Terribly unfortunate scuttlebutt has come my way. Sources insist to me that Jennifer Garner is considering splitting up from her hubby, Ben Affleck … Could this be the reason Jen and Ben are always seen cooing over adorable daughter Violet separately, rarely as one happy family unit? Perhaps.

Bite your fucking tongue, asshole. Ben and Jennifer? No sir. Not true. Ain’t happening. And your an assfacehole dickmonster loobyhockey dillymobile for even suggesting it. It will never happen. And they should sue you for slander. And libel. And then someone should kick you in the ribs for passing along tainted gossip. You, sir, are a scalleywag!

Benny’s representatives said:

“We usually don’t comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won’t post that item. It’s all BS.”

I would probably weep one black tear if Bennifer the Sequel split up. If these two blocks of wood can’t make their marriage last, nobody can.

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Jennifer Garner is still in Hawaii this week with husband Ben Affleck, and today Jennifer did this. I have no idea what it is or if she’s doing it right, but look, there she is. Man, that’s hot. This great sport seems to combine all the cardio benefits of standing still with all the enthusiasm of holding a paddle. It is paddle surfing I guess.