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Jenna Jameson confirmed on her MySpace blog today that she’s pregnant with twins. She wrote:

Twins!!!!!!
Current mood: ecstatic

Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting btwins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said “I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies”. I cried.

i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor bordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… bsince I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesnt matter what they say!

I love all of you!

JJ

Wow. Twins. I wonder if they’ll come out on a bobsled or one of those two-seater bikes. That would be cool.

Prepare yourself for the coming of the Anti-Christ - retired porn star Jenna Jameson is pregnant. Ew. Page Six says:

The porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz. Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.

It’s a good thing uteruses don’t come with a self-destruct button, because Jenna’s womb has done all short of blowing her ovaries like a Palestinian’s backpack to keep her from procreating. I’d also like to point out that there’s a pretty good chance the devil is involved if you can still gestate a fetus after “Cum One, Cum All” and “Krystal Method.” I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby came out with a tail speaking Latin and summoning hell’s dark army.

Jenna Jameson unveiled her new PETA Ad during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Culver City yesterday, and I guess she looks somewhat better. Jenna Jameson decided to join PETA’s campaign to protect animals by modeling for their latest “Pleather Yourself” ad campaign. She said:

“I’ve worn a lot of pleather in my life. Anybody that knows Jenna Jameson knows I’ve lived half my life in it.”

A family member recently told me that he was going to become a Vegetarian. Funny, I didn’t know that he was a retard until then. However, does PETA really think that Jenna Jameson will have an influence on anyone?