Jean Claude Van Damme has had quite a lot of good press lately for his new movie, “JCVD”. In it, he plays a fictional version of himself that is actually only barely fictional as he struggles to deal with life’s problems, problems that can’t be solved with karate or by dropping his towel in front of his female superior officer. The movie is playing at Cannes all this week, and to promote that fact, he borrowed glasses and a haircut from middle aged lesbian and then flexed on a balcony. Because, you know, why wouldn’t he?