Not to be outdone by Aubrey O’Day, Ice T’s classy girlfriend CoCo has been tweeting pics of herself showing us that bigger isn’t necessarily better. This chick is going to be a Thanksgiving Day parade balloon soon.

Seriously. This shit is ridiculous.

Heidi Klum threw her 9th Annual Halloween Party in New York on Friday dressed as the multi-armed Indian god Shiva. As always, she had the best costume there. The only way that costume could kick any more ass is if it also included eight boobs and maybe a jet pack.

Seal

Ashley Olsen

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart 

Carmen Electra

Helena Christensen

Ice-T and Coco

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Kendra Wilkinson

Kim Kardashian

Liv Tyler

Traci Bingham 

Coco (aka Nicole Austin) and faux-husband Ice-T celebrated her 28th birthday at the Plumm in NYC this week. As usual, Coco kept that shit classy. 28 going on 40! She’s going to fall down that age cliff one day and it will be glorious, and only partly because Ice-T will run for the hills. I wanna see a copy of her birth certificate.