Category: Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan Should Just Shut The Fuck Up »

Hulk Hogan went on Larry King Live last night to try to give his side to the famous jailhouse tapes, on which Hogan and his family essentially blame John Grazianao for going into a com. Hogan comes off better last night than he did in the tapes but at one point he does insist that this was all part of gods plan to make Nick and John better people. Keep in mind John Grazianno will never open his eyes again.

Hulk Hogan’s Wife Files For Divorce »

Hulk Hogan’s Wife Files For Divorce

Hulk Hogan’s wife Linda filed for divorce last Tuesday, seeking to end her 24-year marriage to the famous wrestler. Instead of learning the news from his wife, Hogan was surprised by a phone call from a reporter from the St. Petersburg Times. Hogan told the reporter:

“You caught me off guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going here.”

I am shocked! How are we going to continue the quality programming of ‘Hogan Know’s Best’?! Does this news in fact mean that Hogan Doesn’t Know Best?!

Nick Bollea Car Crash »

That looks like the Transformers Bumblebee car.

Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Bollea, is said to be serious but stable condition after his speeding car hit a palm tree in Clearwater, FL last night. Nick’s friend and passenger however is still said to be on critical condition. CNN reports that Nick’s injuries are not life threatening.

Radio personality and friend of Hulk Hogan’s, Bubba the Love Sponge, said on his blog that Nick is all right and has already left the hospital. He said, “I can tell you this, nick left the hospital with me when we were leaving and is headed home to rest, he is ok.”

Um…. I don’t think so. Who gets airlifted to a hospital the night before and is out in the morning?

CNN also said that no charges have yet been filed. Are they going to be filed?

TMZ reports that Nick was discharged from the hospital this morning, but that his friend is still in critical condition.

Man, that looks like the Transformers Bumblebee car. It’s illegal to drag race, but he’s a minor… stupid kids! They think nothing bad will ever happen to them….

That looks like the Transformers Bumblebee car.  That looks like the Transformers Bumblebee car.  That looks like the Transformers Bumblebee car.