I thought it was about time for some more eye candy for us ladies, and here to deliver it is none other than the gorgeous, delicious, manly man Hugh Jackman, who also seems to be quite the family man. Can he possibly be any more effing hot? You’re welcome, ladies, you’re welcome.

See what happens to celebrities when they don’t get work, they get fat and disgusting. Jesus, man… have some fucking dignity. Go to a gym, you look like a fucking slob. You look like Corey Haim’s taint: hairy and covered in salt. I used to love Hugh Jackman… what happened. We should all go together and pay for a personal trainer for him!