The only way Hilary Duff could look any boxier in these pictures is if she were stamped “This Side Up” and “100% Post-Consumer Content.” On the plus side, she’d make a great makeshift lean-to for a hobo.

Since Hollywood has no original ideas and have apparently run out of Japanese horror movies to remake, they have now turned their attention to the 60’s classic, Bonnie and Clyde. Starring Hilary Duff. Yeah, I know. Faye Dunaway said the same thing. US Magazine reports:

“Couldn’t they have at least cast a real actress?” Dunaway said last week.

Not liking the question posed by the original star of the movie, Hilary Duff responded:

“I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know….I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too.”

Wow, okay. This really isn’t a fair fight. Faye has a Best Actress Oscar and has been nominated for two others. Hilary has a Kid’s Choice Award for “Cutest Lip Gloss.” If this was a knife fight, Faye would have a 12-inch Ka-Bar with a serrated edge and Hilary would have a piece of rope. Hilary needs to shut the hell up. Now.

My first question is how is it possible that cute little Hilary Duff has non-stop growing breasts? And my second question is how can I take them out for lunch? Not only has the Duffster gotten like, ten times hotter in the last year, but her breasts have grown at an expeditious rate. I’m not sure if it’s all because of a push-up bra, or my birthday wish from a few years ago, but Hillary Duff is officially a hot, busty celebrity babe.