41-year old supermodel Helena Christensen bares it all in this black and white photo shoot by acclaimed photographer Solve Sundsbo. Now, I have no idea who “Solve Sundsbo” actually is, but with an awesome name like that, my guess is on a mentally retarded immigrant with a heart of gold and a knack for cheese-based pastries. It still doesn’t explain how he got Helena Christensen naked, but that’s where I’ve got two words for you: white wizard. It just makes sense.

Heidi Klum threw her 9th Annual Halloween Party in New York on Friday dressed as the multi-armed Indian god Shiva. As always, she had the best costume there. The only way that costume could kick any more ass is if it also included eight boobs and maybe a jet pack.

Seal

Ashley Olsen

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart 

Carmen Electra

Helena Christensen

Ice-T and Coco

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Kendra Wilkinson

Kim Kardashian

Liv Tyler

Traci Bingham 

Here’s supermodel Helena Christensen in a bikini. According to Bauer-Griffin, Helena has “still got it.” What exactly, I’m not sure. You might remember her as the super hot babe you used to masturbate to in Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game video.