Category: Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere Got Milk Ad »

Hayden Panettiere Got Milk Ad

Jesus! Hayden Panettiere just turned 18 a couple of days ago and she’s already got her first Got Milk advert facial. What next? A sex tape?

Hayden Panettiere Got Milk Ad

Happy 18th Birthday To… »

Hayden Panettiere is now officially 18 years of age and more legal than ever.

Hayden Panettiere is now officially 18 years of age and more legal than ever.

Why they’re making a big deal out of this…is that she’s now fair game, so all you horny bastards can gawk at her without getting a culpable conscience. All you horny bastards that were gawking at her before and didn’t have a culpable conscience will now have to find another underage girl to replace her in your sick perverted fantasies.

Anyway, Happy Birthday hot stuff!

Hayden Panettiere Has Oral Fixation Madness »

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Statue’s Ass

We’ve all heard of “licking ass” as a latest sexual fetish thanks to that show “Sex in the City,” but come on now? Who does that? I decided the licking ass fetish is best kept under the blanket. You know what I’m talking about!

What is with Hayden Panettiere? Sure, she’s 17 and is frequently spotted with her tongue hanging out of her mouth, but does she really have an oral obsession? I guess the pictures do the talking.

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