A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this “edgy” video encouraging young people to vote. Here’s the YouTube summary:

Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.

And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I’m totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren’t for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would’ve sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!

Halle Berry never whored out her baby on the cover of any magazines. Imagine that! A celebrity not making a quick buck off their kid. She also didn’t release any pictures of Nahla Ariela, so this is the first time I’ve really seen her. You know how I feel about babies!!! They give me the shakes, because I know they are soon going to be our world leaders. But Nahla is pretty adorable. Nahla’s father is French model Gabriel Aubry.

Here’s Halle Berry and family and the L.A. Zoo.

Every time she gets a post, her boobs get exponentially bigger. By the time she is due, she will need two wheelbarrows to carry those things. Okay, who’s complaining about these? Ingrates.