Photos of Fergie in Hollywood looking like she is going bald, or at least sporting a big patch of scalp. Fergie going bald could be the results of her troubled past with drug abuse. Clearly Fergie’s troubled past is catching up with her. The lesson here kids? If you’re gonna do meth, save your allowance up so you can buy a wig. And drink your milk. Growing bones need calcium. It would be irresponsible of me not to mention that.

I really hate to admit it, but these Fergie bikini pictures are pretty hot. Yes, Fergie looks like a man from the neck up, and sure, her breasts have that bloted-on look, but overall, I’m not throwing up at the sight of her, and that’s something. Also, Fergie’s ass is pretty nice.

Most everything on the radio sucks so it sometimes may seem that Fergie can sing, but then yesterday night she got on stage with someone who really could sing and it was just awkward and uncomfortable. Watching Fergie try to “rock” while on stage with Heart is like watching your dad hit on the waitress. If you’re the black dude in the audience who they showed getting all excited when Fergie did her cartwheels, you should just shoot yourself now…

Can someone please tell me how it is that Fergie actually looks good in the new issue of Allure magazine? I mean, I know she’s been heavily Photoshopped in this shoot, but did they Photoshop her penis out, too? All I know is these pictures of Fergie in a bikini are not making me throw up, and I’m truly confused.

Crimping was never hot (ok, maybe just a little) but Fergie needs to leave that shit alone!
Her crimped hair is eating her methface. She’s so unfeminine it’s a shame she wasn’t born a man.

Here’s Fergie performing with the Black Eyed Peas in Sydney.

Candies have agreed to pay Fergie 4 million dollars to promote their shoes inside of her songs. Meaning this hairy bitch will slip lyrics about shoes and shoe related products into her songs.

Female First says: “The 32-year-old Black Eyed Peas singer, who has become the first star to agree to product placement in her songs, will write and perform tracks endorsing fashion company Candie’s on her second solo album.”

An executive at Fergie’s record label Interscope said: “With record sales in decline, you must find novel ways to make money out of the music. The trick is to make the brand part of the song so that it slips down easily rather than chokes the fan. Candie’s will have no say over exactly what Fergie will sing, or when. Fergie does not sing jingles so it will have to work unobtrusively in the song.”

Fergie has also agreed to allow Candie’s advisors to style fans at her shows.

I’m distressed by the lack of credibility in the music industry.
She needs to work on a deal with AVON and get some ANEW. Seriously, the stuff works wonders!

So now the paparazzi are exasperating celebrities as they go to worship? Wow!

OK, so I can deal with the skinny jeans/skinny pants – I guess – but tucking the pant cuff into the shoe ankle strap?