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We have exclusive nude pictures of Eva Mendes Nude!!! And by exclusive, I mean we were the last to get these. So, get ready to broaden your artistic horizons with this incredibly artistic photo shoot of Eva Mendes artistically nude. Or just go look at the Cuban-American boobies, you idiot!

Here’s newly rehabbed and, coincidentally, newly A-list celeb Eva Mendes doing some shopping at Calvin Klein. Rehab did her good. She looks hot. I just have to nitpick on one little thing, because I’m a cranky homo. I love all the grey and black, but she ruins it with the shoes. This is an Angelina Jolie outfit and that’s not a good thing.

Eva Mendes checked herself into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah to fight a substance abuse problem.

Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.

Her rep tells TMZ “Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”

Wow, that was totally unexpected.