Here’s the alleged Eva Longoria sex tape everybody’s been talking about. Although calling it a sex tape would not only be a lie, it’d be a really big lie. The tape was made for Will Ferrel’s comedy site Funny Or Die and features Eva Longoria with comedian Eric Christian Olsen. In the video Longoria says: “Are you really sure we should be doing this? If it gets out it could be really embarrassing.” Her partner then replies: “Don’t worry baby I’m going to put it somewhere safe – like the glovebox of my car.” Funny? Meh. Cruel? Definitely.

I’m not ever watching another sex tape again, until Britney makes one. Is she still alive?

The videotape of Eva Longoria having sex will become a celebrity sex tape classic if confirmed. Of all the naughty celebrities humping videos, this one is the biggest since Paris Hilton, assuming it is real.

Even if the tape is said to exist, no one has posted it online so the rumor hasn’t been substantiated.

When discussing her sex life with Tony Parker, Eva has said,

“Tony’s only been with one other person in his life. I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love.”

I bet Tony was really pleased when he read that quote.

You’ve heard all about: the $80 000 wedding dress, the brunch at Coco Chanel’s apartment, the star-studded guest list.
Now it’s time to pointlessly browse through the glossy snaps that OK! Magazine paid newlyweds Eva Longoria and Tony Parker a reported $2 million for.
The irony will kick in about two years when they part ways and all twice-divorced Eva is left with is a tabloid magazine full of memories.