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A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this “edgy” video encouraging young people to vote. Here’s the YouTube summary:

Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.

And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I’m totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren’t for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would’ve sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!

That Daily Mail says that Eva Longoria, ” abandoned her high-maintenance look for a quiet evening out in Hollywood last night”. Meaning she ran some errands and looked like hell. I hate when girls do this. Especially famous one who trick us into thinking they’re pretty.

Is Eva Longoria really pregnant? Does anybody really care? The Daily Mail says:

The Desperate Housewives star stepped out in a loose-fitting purple dress in Los Angeles yesterday.She has been wearing a succession of uncharacteristically frumpy clothes in recent weeks. As such, speculation has been rife on both sides of the Atlantic that the 33-year-old could in fact be pregnant.

Ooh, there’s something you don’t see every day. A pregnant Mexican. We might want to take pictures and record this for all posterity. Who knows when something like this might happen again!

Bitch has “throw-up face.” I’m not sure if she’s knocked up. All I know is that I love seeing that bitch like this! She looks even more like a mole person without all that make-up and pony hair.

You think that’s impressive, you should see her take on Tony’s fudgsicle . . . What? . . . Oh no, I didn’t mean that . . . I meant his penis.

Best friends Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez enjoyed an evening together while half dozen kids tried to take part in their quiet walk on Hollywood Boulevard. Eva looked spot on as usual and I couldn’t tell you what Mario was wearing because all I see are his adorable dimples! It’s a pleasure to see durable relationships in Hollywood.

Here’s the alleged Eva Longoria sex tape everybody’s been talking about. Although calling it a sex tape would not only be a lie, it’d be a really big lie. The tape was made for Will Ferrel’s comedy site Funny Or Die and features Eva Longoria with comedian Eric Christian Olsen. In the video Longoria says: “Are you really sure we should be doing this? If it gets out it could be really embarrassing.” Her partner then replies: “Don’t worry baby I’m going to put it somewhere safe – like the glovebox of my car.” Funny? Meh. Cruel? Definitely.

I’m not ever watching another sex tape again, until Britney makes one. Is she still alive?

The videotape of Eva Longoria having sex will become a celebrity sex tape classic if confirmed. Of all the naughty celebrities humping videos, this one is the biggest since Paris Hilton, assuming it is real.

Even if the tape is said to exist, no one has posted it online so the rumor hasn’t been substantiated.

When discussing her sex life with Tony Parker, Eva has said,

“Tony’s only been with one other person in his life. I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love.”

I bet Tony was really pleased when he read that quote.

You’ve heard all about: the $80 000 wedding dress, the brunch at Coco Chanel’s apartment, the star-studded guest list.
Now it’s time to pointlessly browse through the glossy snaps that OK! Magazine paid newlyweds Eva Longoria and Tony Parker a reported $2 million for.
The irony will kick in about two years when they part ways and all twice-divorced Eva is left with is a tabloid magazine full of memories.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are back in the US and this time as a married couple. The two have returned from France following a long wedding that lasted a couple of weeks. It’s not back to work for these two either. They are set to honeymoon in a “super secret location.” Didn’t they have a one before the wedding? Blessed asses.

She also showed off her ring overflowing with 107 diamonds. Eva is so happy to be married and made such a big deal of her wedding. The eventual divorce will be hilarious.