Here’s the latest cover shoot for Neanderthalian fuckwit magazine, Maxim, and what interests me most about the photo above is the pull quote from Elisha Cuthbhert: “I guess I should apologize that I don’t have a sex tape.”

Is this Elisha’s way of sarcastically speculating that her popularity isn’t what it should be because she hasn’t fucked on film yet? Well, first of all: You’re on the fucking cover of Maxim, which is basically one step removed from a sex tape, darling.

Elisha Cuthbert and her new hairstyle were spotted at Hyde last night. I guess she didn’t get the memo that you need to have “delicate” features to pull off a hairstyle like that; otherwise you just end up looking like a dude…and she look like man….big time. I’m not going to approve this hair, gir! Bad idea, bad move!