I don’t think there is a more annoying couple than Drew Barrymore and Justin Long.

Well, we all knew this was coming: Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst are throwing self-respect and dignity to the wind and fighting over The Mac Dude. According to OK Magazine:

Drew was on hand to hang with good pal Cameron Diaz, who was making a cameo, while Kirsten was there to cheer on her Spider-Man co-star James Franco, who had been given hosting duties for the week.

“Drew and Kirsten had a really awkward run-in,” one witness tells OK!. “James had to deflect the situation by making a joke and walking away with Kirsten while Drew then fumed about it to Cameron. But Kirsten didn’t want to be near her, so they stayed far away from each other the entire night.”

Keeping their distance was a complicated matter, as both actresses kept having to step outside for cigarette breaks.

So, ugly and boring! A title only previously held by Hilary Clinton and Carrot Top. I’m pretty sure the average person would be more aroused by The Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe and milk farts. At least the Old Woman in the Shoe knew how to throw a fucking punch!

Drew Barrymore and the Mac dude showed a little public displays of annoying on the red carpet last night for the premiere of “30 Days & 30 Nights” in Hollywood. Drew has kept her link with Justin Long on the down low for a while, but they seem to be getting serious. Drew is always in a link.

Drew deserves love and Justin must be a strong man. Imagine hearing Drew Barrymore say, “I love you” with those lips every morning.