Category: Donald Trump

The Trump’s $10,000 Tip »

The Trump’s $10,000 Tip

Donald Trump tipped a waiter $10,000. Here is a pic of the receipt from The Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA where the Trump left a hefty tip on an $82 bill.

Here’s Billy (the waiter’s) story:

I finally brought them out the check. Trump grabbed it and actually spoke to me from the first time. “What’s the biggest tip you ever got?”

“Jerry Bruckheimer comes in a lot. He tipped me $500 on a $1000 check once.” Trump nodded his head. “You’re very good at your job.” “Thanks.”

Trump then got up and left. Billy went to pick-up the check and noticed the tip. He tried to contact Trump to thank him, but hasn’t had any luck.

I’m in the wrong fucking profession!!! I quit.

Donald Trump Knows Beauty »

Donald Trump Knows Beauty

Donald Trump doesn’t understand why Angelina Jolie is called one of the world’s most beautiful women. He told Larry King that he knows beauty and Angelina is no beauty.

“Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not — I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.”

He’s no handsome devil. If he “knows beauty” than why does he insist on wearing that fug-ass toupee all the time? I don’t trust Trump’s idea of beauty. He said Paris Hilton was beautiful!

Here’s what Angie do that makes her beautiful: LooktotheStars.org’s top 10 charitable celebrities:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pitt
3. George Clooney
4. Bill Clinton
5. Bono
6. Elton John
7. Oprah
8. Jackie Chan
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Matt Damon

Donald Trump Wants To Save “The Bimbo Trio” »

Donald Trump wants to save “The Bimbo Trio”

Listen to this crap. Donald Trump really thinks he can land what he calls “The Bimbo Trio” to appear on the celebrity version of his show “The Apprentice.” The Trump wants to save Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. He thinks his show can do it and he seems to think he can book them.

Delusional party of one! He said, “We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six . “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” Paris Hilton “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”

He went on to say that he’s going to call Lindsay this week to see if she’ll do it. He also claims HUNDREDS of A and B listers wanted to do the show.

According to him the cast already includes Joan Rivers, Kimora Lee Simmons, Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Omorosa, Jeff Gordon, Tony Hawk and Dana Patrick.

So what would the winner actually get? A job? Those lazy bitches are going to be given a “job”?