Stop laughing! This is not a joke!

Dina Lohan, mother of troubled star Lindsay Lohan, has been named mother of the year by Minglingmoms.com.

I guess it’s a good thing to raise a child that is in-and-out of rehab, pimp out your 14 year-old daughter to reality tv, file for divorce, and drink booze tell the early hours of the morning. Sounds like a mother of the year to me! Rock on!

A spokesperson for the site says:

“We’re just honoring celebrity moms on Long Island. It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”

Other’s receiving an award include the moms of Natalie Portman, Alec Baldwin, Billy Joel, Howard Stern, Jerry Seinfeld and Christie Brinkley.

UsWeekly posted a side-by-side of Lindsay Lohan when she was 13 and her sister, Ali Lohan, who is 13 now. Yup, 13 have changed a lot. We know this. Today 13-year-olds are having babies and bragging about it on Maury.

However, Lindsay jumped from 16 to like 35 overnight.

White Oprah said that Ali and Lindsay are a lot similar. She told UsWeekly, “My daughters have an interest in the arts and I support them.” and probably thinking to herself, “I can’t wait until she’s old enough so I can unbutton a few of these buttons and eventually buy her cute panties for when she exposes her crotch!”

What do you expect? Mommy needs a new Prada bag since Lindsay won’t be hosting any new year’s parties for a substantial amount of money. Its time to pimp out baby girl number 2 all in the name of cash.

Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan were in court yesterday for the custody of the two youngest Lohan children, Ali and Cody. Michael got out of jail a couple of months ago and is seeking visitation rights of Lindsay Lohan’s brother and sister.

He said: “I just want to resolve this, and I wish for the best for the children, and for Dina and myself.” A new hearing date was set for June.

Dina didn’t comment, but did tell reporters about her Lindsay’s new movie “Georgia Rule” on her way out “The movie was amazing! You should see it”

I think those children would be better of being raised by a horde of wolves!