Natalie Portman is without a bushy beard this morning, because she has reportedly canceled her relationship with silent-movie actress Devendra Banhart. No, he’s a musician, but his name was meant for a different era.

People reports:

Natalie Portman and her folk-rocker boyfriend Devendra Banhart have broken up. Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March. A short time later, they took their romance public when they were spotting kissing on the streets of New York and over a sushi dinner at Jewel Bako. A fan of Banhart’s music, Portman had asked him to donate a track to the charity compilation she curated on iTunes, Big Change: Songs for FINCA. She returned the favor by forgoing her usual fee to appear in the video. “They got together right after the video shoot,” a source said at the time.”

Devendra Banhart kinda looks like Jesus, except Jesus could do cool stuff like raise you from the dead and put your ear back on when one of your friends cut it off. Banhart wears eyeliner and silk scarves and writes songs about seahorses and butterflies. Who knows why Natalie Portman broke up with him, but let’s not rule out that he might have stolen her nail polish.

That’s Devendra Banhart folks, who you may bring to mind is the man that Natalie Portman is currently dating. There’s a goddamn winner for you, huh? I presume if I were dating Natalie Portman, I’d want a large penis to obscure my face, too. In fact, for this guy, it’s an improvement. I’m sure he’s got a huge sense of humor, though: I mean, what could be funnier than Groucho Penisface glasses?