Demi looks like a painting. Masturbating to this would be like masturbating to a cartoon. You might as well be whacking off to Ariel from The Little Mermaid.

For some insane reason, Demi Moore tweeted (her profile) a picture of her at the dentist with her tooth out.

Ashton Kutcher posted a picture of wife Demi Moore’s ass on his Twitter account over the weekend without her knowing it. He wrote:

Watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

Shhh don’t tell wifey
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

Oh, that’s right, boys. If there’s one thing that ladies love, it’s your posting semi-nude pictures of them on the internet without their knowledge or consent. Next to slipping them a roofie and videotaping yourself violating their unresponsive body, it’s practically the only guaranteed way to melt a girl’s heart. Wrist restraints are a close second.