David Letterman announced during the Monday taping of his CBS Late Show that he had married longtime girlfriend and mother of his child, Regina Lasko. Us Weekly says:

“On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko,” Letterman said about 20 minutes into the show, before he read the “Top 10″ list.

Letterman and Lasko — who began dating in 1986 when Lasko worked for him on his show — welcomed Harry in November 2003.

If you’re wondering why it took him 23 years to propose, I’m guessing it’s because it took fifteen just to convince him she wasn’t really a lesbian, and then maybe another seven before he finally gave up looking for her secret ax and blue ox. Congratulations to the happy couple!

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Paris Hilton was on David Letterman last night and he seriously burns her ass. Paris once again switched from her deep voice to her baby voice, because bitch is nuts. For the most part of the interview Dave kept asking her about jail and she at last said she didn’t want to talk about it anymore, because she’s moved on. Dave then basically tells her it’s the most interesting thing about her. At that point an audience member shouts “I Love You Paris!” and she blows a kiss to him. Without skipping a beat Dave responds with, “Did you meet him in prison?”

Paris then complains and does stupid show displeasure and tells David not-to-not make her regret coming on. Pathetic!

Paris apparently burst into tears after the show. Her people told Dave’s people she would never do his show again.

Dave is fucking right. The most interesting thing about Paris is her whole jail saga. Nobody cares about her perfume, clothing line or stupid movie!